asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: jo--harvelle)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone flirt with me

this was a bad idea

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

fuckingsalad:

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

(Source: popeyeschicken)

foreverstuckinsadness:

wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

Exactly^